me 100% of the time: nobody fucking touch me i will skin you and wear you as a fucking coat
also me 100% of the time: come here and cuddle me and wrap your arms around me and run your fingers through my hair and pet me and kiss me please please please
It was one of those slightly move-y things.– Benedict Cumberbatch trying to describe a gif (via shylocks)
When someone is sassy to you
floozys: “boys will be bo-“ *flies in* *punches you in the face* bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
Are people still reblogging that Nic Cage Yaranaika thing I did r u srs-
ethanwearsprada: i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
Chris Hemsworth doing impressions of the Avengers
chanzlyn: emilianadarling: massivedynamic101: Tony Stark The Hulk Captain America Loki More Loki Nick Fury THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD. His Captain America!
sugarandalcohol asked: Hi (╯◕‿◕)╯could you follow my twitter ( @Abs1theMindedFr)? It's a page for a band I work for as a photographer and they're also my favotrite band (btw you should listen to them, they're absynthe minded and they're perfection) ͼ(ݓ_ݓ)ͽ. I'm sure they would be happy if I could reunite a lot of people on this page. ಥ_ಥ pretty please ? *puppy's eyes*
Anonymous asked: you have a kawaii face
Anonymous asked: So let me get this straight. You're selling prints of symbols you did not create on top of textures you also did not create, and the symbols come from something you are not actually allowed to sell art of. Right.
jesuschristvevo: sometimes i have to see a post five times before i decide that its reblog worthy
what-is-this-i-dont-even: Damn girl, if you were a compressed file, I’d unzip you.
forsciencejohn: dirtydaryldixon: better start preparing for the season finale now. it doesn’t even matter what show this is for
princessmoran: my favorite game is “shit i lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go”
hungarian: “i need 12 more followers!!” what do u need them for? are u building an army? making a human pyramid? gathering ppl for sacrifice?? mysteries
brook: the sexual tension between you and a game still in its plastic wrap
I'M SORRY FOR FORGETTING.
mayusdump: cudeinyourpants: fuckthisimaunicorn: OHMYGOD HELP HELPS. KPRWPKPKEQPK SCREAMING