Our Thomas, who art in England,
Hallowed be thy face.
Thy cheekbones perfect,
Thy bitches will kneel,
On Earth as they do in Asgard.
Give us this day our daily ovary explosions.
And forgive all the Loki haters,
As we forgive Hulk for smashing you up.
And please lead us into temptation,
But deliver us from the Avengers.
For Tumblr is your kingdom,
Real power, horned glory,
For ever and ever.